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Dick

from Astray by AlanAsound

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I met a guy
Not at all shy
It happened quick
His name is Dick

He’s a real show
With a nice tan
Told me he can
Put it in all in one go

But when we got intimate
I realized what he meant

Oh Dick, down here it looks like a toothpick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t at all feel like a thick stick
Oh Dick, I thought you’d make me a real trick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t even look like a treat

I met a guy
Not my type quite
I can’t deny
He was attractive at first sight

Went down below
To see my man
But he got a ban
Coz there was nothing to blow!

Oh Dick, down here it looks like a toothpick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t at all feel like a thick stick
Oh Dick, I thought you’d make me a real trick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t even look like a treat

So when there is so much wait
When your expectations inflate
Well I guess it must be fate
If you cannot get a date!

Oh Dick, down here it looks like a toothpick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t at all feel like a thick stick
Oh Dick, I thought you’d make me a real trick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t even look like a treat

Oh Dick, down here it looks like a toothpick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t at all feel like a thick stick
Oh Dick, I thought you’d make me a real trick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t even look like a treat.

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from Astray, released May 15, 2020

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AlanAsound Brighton, UK

Brighton-based singer-songwriter/performer.
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✨Too much glitter, not enough clothes!✨
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