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Astray

by AlanAsound

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Mesdames et Messieurs bienvenus Let me show you an apercu Of my à la mode petite mort J’adore! Give me some encore Chez moi it’s not comme ci, comme ça We have some fun excusez-moi There’s always this je ne sais quoi J’adore! It’s like Mardi gras! I’m gonna be très avant-garde Give you some amuse-bouches à la carte Sing a chanson à la Alan A. You’ll have to sing along, allez, allez! New artiste en route c’est la vie A chic sex and pop pot-pourri Ooh la la it will be so fresh Voilà! And excuse my French! Also by the way à propos I have some fiancés à gogo We have some sexy pas de deux J’adore! Oh mon Dieu! I guess I am a bon vivant Au naturel naturellement Who doesn’t like a cinq à sept? J’adore! And a big baguette! I’m gonna be rather cheeky Give you some “Oh oui!” and “Vas-y!” Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Please don’t give me a “je ne sais pas” New artiste en route c’est la vie Wanna come? Then RSVP Ooh la la it will be so fresh Voilà! And excuse my French! Bourgeois, Moi? Ménage à trios, n’est-ce pas? Faux-amis, tant pis Vis-à-vis, bon appétit Café s’il vous plait Crème brûlée, Papier mâché I’m gonna be très avant-garde Give you some amuse-bouches à la carte Sing a chanson à la Alan A. You’ll have to sing along, allez, allez! I’m gonna be rather cheeky Give you some “Oh oui!” and “Vas-y!” Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Please don’t give me a “je ne sais pas” New artiste en route c’est la vie A chic sex and pop pot-pourri Wanna come? Then RSVP Voilà! And excuse my French!
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So What? 04:35
Everyone good evening And thank you for coming My name is Alan A. I have a lot to say I’m not your typical act A bit sexy for a fact Don’t have anything to prove Don’t care if you don’t approve So yes, I’m a bit girly Bothered? Well c’est la vie So what if I’m gay? I’m well happy this way You can call me a poof I will even show you proof So what if I’m a homo? Any more you want to know? You can’t judge my dear So what if I’m a queer? So what about my walk? Or just the way I talk? I know I’m no mistake And at least I’m not fake People do look at me People don’t let me be They say I’m like a girl They don’t like that in their world So yes, I’m a bit batty Bothered? Well c’est la vie So what if I’m gay? I’m well happy this way You can call me a poof I will even show you proof So what if I’m a homo? Any more you want to know? You can’t judge my dear So what if I’m a queer? So what if I’m a batty? So what if I’m nancy? So what if I’m a pansy? Just fucking let me be! So what if I’m gay? I’m well happy this way You can’t judge me my dear So what if I’m queer?
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Dick 03:14
I met a guy Not at all shy It happened quick His name is Dick He’s a real show With a nice tan Told me he can Put it in all in one go But when we got intimate I realized what he meant Oh Dick, down here it looks like a toothpick Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t at all feel like a thick stick Oh Dick, I thought you’d make me a real trick Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t even look like a treat I met a guy Not my type quite I can’t deny He was attractive at first sight Went down below To see my man But he got a ban Coz there was nothing to blow! Oh Dick, down here it looks like a toothpick Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t at all feel like a thick stick Oh Dick, I thought you’d make me a real trick Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t even look like a treat So when there is so much wait When your expectations inflate Well I guess it must be fate If you cannot get a date! Oh Dick, down here it looks like a toothpick Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t at all feel like a thick stick Oh Dick, I thought you’d make me a real trick Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t even look like a treat Oh Dick, down here it looks like a toothpick Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t at all feel like a thick stick Oh Dick, I thought you’d make me a real trick Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t even look like a treat
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Sometimes I feel Like my entire life has no sense I could be ill That would never be the worst offence I could start from scratch I could at least make it right, oh no The first part was such a disaster Then in the end it was not that much better Now the contrary of the start That would be the third part In my life, in my life oh no no Sometimes I feel I'm just waiting for life to commence It feels unreal But God it would be just common sense I'll just to catch this new way of living that just feels right, oh no The first part was such a disaster Then in the end it was not that much better Now the contrary of the start That would be the third part I would like to realise my dreams My future or so it seems Now for my own very petty heart That would be a new part In my life, in my life, oh no no Is it my mission? I don't want this life is it a crime? Is it transition? And why am I losing so much precious time? The first part was such a disaster (Such a disaster) Then in the end it was not that much better Now the contrary of the start (Of the start) That would be the third part (That would be the third part) I would like to realise my dreams (I would like to realise my dreams) My future or so it seems (So it seems) Now for my own very petty heart That would be a new part (That would be a new part) The first part was such a disaster Then in the end it was not that much better Now the contrary of the start (Of the start) That would be the third part (That would be the third part) I would like to realise my dreams (I would like to realise my dreams) My future or so it seems Now for my own very petty heart (Oh no, no) That would be a new part In my life, in my life, oh no no
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The curtain’s opening I am not wearing much I am not in a rush I feel like such a king And soon for your pleasure I’ll take off all my clothes That’s how I do my shows But that’s all I offer I like the attention I like to feel wanted I feel the ascension But I feel quite haunted And if I’m a dancer I do not act, or sing I don’t love what I bring I’m just a meaningless stripper I kinda realised my dream I’m on stage every night But when they turn on the light Things are not just what they seem To earn enough to live I have to private dance And create some romance And have enough to give I like the attention I like to feel wanted I feel the ascension But I feel quite haunted And if I’m a dancer I do not act, or sing I don’t love what I bring I’m just a meaningless stripper
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Sexting 03:59
I don't need no toy boy I don't need no sex toy If I've got my cell phone And sexting I don't want to destroy All the joy I enjoy When I've got my hormones And sexting Who needs someone for the night, Somebody to show a bright light? Who really needs Mister right? Not me Do you want him at your side Or are you just being polite? Baby don't be so uptight You'll see Cos in this crazy world of digital Everything's becoming more and more anal I don't need no toy boy I don't need no sex toy If I've got my cell phone And sexting I don't want to destroy All the joy I enjoy When I've got my hormones And sexting I don't want to reunite I want to think of what I write In my own time Mister Knight Get it? I don't want you here tonight Yes I want you out of my sight I don't think that you might Get it But in this crazy world of emptiness Everything's becoming more and more a mess I don't need no toy boy I don't need no sex toy If I've got my cell phone And sexting I don't want to destroy All the joy I enjoy When I've got my hormones And sexting I don't need no toy boy I don't need no sex toy If I've got my cell phone And sexting I don't want to destroy All the joy I enjoy When I've got my hormones And sexting
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Astray Outro 01:06

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released January 8, 2015

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Brighton-based singer-songwriter/performer.
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✨Too much glitter, not enough clothes!✨
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