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1. |
Accordion Intro
00:18
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2. |
Excuse My French
04:09
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Mesdames et Messieurs bienvenus
Let me show you an apercu
Of my à la mode petite mort
J’adore! Give me some encore
Chez moi it’s not comme ci, comme ça
We have some fun excusez-moi
There’s always this je ne sais quoi
J’adore! It’s like Mardi gras!
I’m gonna be très avant-garde
Give you some amuse-bouches à la carte
Sing a chanson à la Alan A.
You’ll have to sing along, allez, allez!
New artiste en route c’est la vie
A chic sex and pop pot-pourri
Ooh la la it will be so fresh
Voilà! And excuse my French!
Also by the way à propos
I have some fiancés à gogo
We have some sexy pas de deux
J’adore! Oh mon Dieu!
I guess I am a bon vivant
Au naturel naturellement
Who doesn’t like a cinq à sept?
J’adore! And a big baguette!
I’m gonna be rather cheeky
Give you some “Oh oui!” and “Vas-y!”
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Please don’t give me a “je ne sais pas”
New artiste en route c’est la vie
Wanna come? Then RSVP
Ooh la la it will be so fresh
Voilà! And excuse my French!
Bourgeois, Moi?
Ménage à trios, n’est-ce pas?
Faux-amis, tant pis
Vis-à-vis, bon appétit
Café s’il vous plait
Crème brûlée, Papier mâché
I’m gonna be très avant-garde
Give you some amuse-bouches à la carte
Sing a chanson à la Alan A.
You’ll have to sing along, allez, allez!
I’m gonna be rather cheeky
Give you some “Oh oui!” and “Vas-y!”
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Please don’t give me a “je ne sais pas”
New artiste en route c’est la vie
A chic sex and pop pot-pourri
Wanna come? Then RSVP
Voilà! And excuse my French!
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3. |
So What?
04:35
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Everyone good evening
And thank you for coming
My name is Alan A.
I have a lot to say
I’m not your typical act
A bit sexy for a fact
Don’t have anything to prove
Don’t care if you don’t approve
So yes, I’m a bit girly
Bothered? Well c’est la vie
So what if I’m gay?
I’m well happy this way
You can call me a poof
I will even show you proof
So what if I’m a homo?
Any more you want to know?
You can’t judge my dear
So what if I’m a queer?
So what about my walk?
Or just the way I talk?
I know I’m no mistake
And at least I’m not fake
People do look at me
People don’t let me be
They say I’m like a girl
They don’t like that in their world
So yes, I’m a bit batty
Bothered? Well c’est la vie
So what if I’m gay?
I’m well happy this way
You can call me a poof
I will even show you proof
So what if I’m a homo?
Any more you want to know?
You can’t judge my dear
So what if I’m a queer?
So what if I’m a batty?
So what if I’m nancy?
So what if I’m a pansy?
Just fucking let me be!
So what if I’m gay?
I’m well happy this way
You can’t judge me my dear
So what if I’m queer?
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4. |
Amandine's Interlude
00:45
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5. |
Dick
03:14
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I met a guy
Not at all shy
It happened quick
His name is Dick
He’s a real show
With a nice tan
Told me he can
Put it in all in one go
But when we got intimate
I realized what he meant
Oh Dick, down here it looks like a toothpick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t at all feel like a thick stick
Oh Dick, I thought you’d make me a real trick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t even look like a treat
I met a guy
Not my type quite
I can’t deny
He was attractive at first sight
Went down below
To see my man
But he got a ban
Coz there was nothing to blow!
Oh Dick, down here it looks like a toothpick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t at all feel like a thick stick
Oh Dick, I thought you’d make me a real trick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t even look like a treat
So when there is so much wait
When your expectations inflate
Well I guess it must be fate
If you cannot get a date!
Oh Dick, down here it looks like a toothpick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t at all feel like a thick stick
Oh Dick, I thought you’d make me a real trick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t even look like a treat
Oh Dick, down here it looks like a toothpick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t at all feel like a thick stick
Oh Dick, I thought you’d make me a real trick
Oh oh Dick, it doesn’t even look like a treat
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6. |
Third Part In My Life
04:33
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Sometimes I feel
Like my entire life has no sense
I could be ill
That would never be the worst offence
I could start from scratch
I could at least make it right, oh no
The first part was such a disaster
Then in the end it was not that much better
Now the contrary of the start
That would be the third part
In my life, in my life oh no no
Sometimes I feel
I'm just waiting for life to commence
It feels unreal
But God it would be just common sense
I'll just to catch
this new way of living that just feels right, oh no
The first part was such a disaster
Then in the end it was not that much better
Now the contrary of the start
That would be the third part
I would like to realise my dreams
My future or so it seems
Now for my own very petty heart
That would be a new part
In my life, in my life, oh no no
Is it my mission?
I don't want this life is it a crime?
Is it transition?
And why am I losing so much precious time?
The first part was such a disaster
(Such a disaster)
Then in the end it was not that much better
Now the contrary of the start
(Of the start)
That would be the third part
(That would be the third part)
I would like to realise my dreams
(I would like to realise my dreams)
My future or so it seems
(So it seems)
Now for my own very petty heart
That would be a new part
(That would be a new part)
The first part was such a disaster
Then in the end it was not that much better
Now the contrary of the start
(Of the start)
That would be the third part
(That would be the third part)
I would like to realise my dreams
(I would like to realise my dreams)
My future or so it seems
Now for my own very petty heart
(Oh no, no)
That would be a new part
In my life, in my life, oh no no
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7. |
Piano Interlude
00:37
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8. |
Meaningless Stripper
04:30
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The curtain’s opening
I am not wearing much
I am not in a rush
I feel like such a king
And soon for your pleasure
I’ll take off all my clothes
That’s how I do my shows
But that’s all I offer
I like the attention
I like to feel wanted
I feel the ascension
But I feel quite haunted
And if I’m a dancer
I do not act, or sing
I don’t love what I bring
I’m just a meaningless stripper
I kinda realised my dream
I’m on stage every night
But when they turn on the light
Things are not just what they seem
To earn enough to live
I have to private dance
And create some romance
And have enough to give
I like the attention
I like to feel wanted
I feel the ascension
But I feel quite haunted
And if I’m a dancer
I do not act, or sing
I don’t love what I bring
I’m just a meaningless stripper
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9. |
Sexting
03:59
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I don't need no toy boy
I don't need no sex toy
If I've got my cell phone
And sexting
I don't want to destroy
All the joy I enjoy
When I've got my hormones
And sexting
Who needs someone for the night,
Somebody to show a bright light?
Who really needs Mister right?
Not me
Do you want him at your side
Or are you just being polite?
Baby don't be so uptight
You'll see
Cos in this crazy world of digital
Everything's becoming more and more anal
I don't need no toy boy
I don't need no sex toy
If I've got my cell phone
And sexting
I don't want to destroy
All the joy I enjoy
When I've got my hormones
And sexting
I don't want to reunite
I want to think of what I write
In my own time Mister Knight
Get it?
I don't want you here tonight
Yes I want you out of my sight
I don't think that you might
Get it
But in this crazy world of emptiness
Everything's becoming more and more a mess
I don't need no toy boy
I don't need no sex toy
If I've got my cell phone
And sexting
I don't want to destroy
All the joy I enjoy
When I've got my hormones
And sexting
I don't need no toy boy
I don't need no sex toy
If I've got my cell phone
And sexting
I don't want to destroy
All the joy I enjoy
When I've got my hormones
And sexting
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10. |
Astray Outro
01:06
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AlanAsound Brighton, UK
Brighton-based singer-songwriter/performer.
They/them.
✨Too much glitter, not enough clothes!✨
bookings@alanasound.com
linktr.ee/AlanAsound
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